MartyT Posted December 31, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 I have a stamp that says, "Bah Humbug" but I've never had the nerve to use it. I should have used it this year. I bought a die of the Grinch (I've always loved the cartoon "The Grinch"), maybe one of these years I'll have the nerve to use them on my Christmas cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Vowels are important. . .he he hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kayc Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Haha, reminds me of the video I posted yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Time for a funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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enna Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 This really hit my funny bone today. It must be the chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MartyT Posted March 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Anne, my dear, your sense of humor and your ability to make us laugh is priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 We needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feralfae Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 Amen, Kay.I hope you are well. I worked on cleaning around the pond today, and also got a lot of paperwork done. I am seeing an EMDR practitioner Friday as a part of my trauma healing. I am really getting focused and assertive about this! Our Bill's Mary has inspired me with the information she has been sharing with me, most of which I did not know.We are so remarkably blessed to have been led to this wonderful healing place of so many Angels. I mean you, and pretty much everyone here. What an amazing place for healing this is. I am just in awe. Thank you Marty!*<twinkles>*fae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyT Posted March 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 ♥ "My vulnerability, the sharing of my scarred heart and battered soul, is the greatest gift I can give you. For in my quiet courage to share the real and often-broken truth of me, you may find your own. Then neither of us is alone nor are we afraid because there is strength in our shared frailties." ~ Robin Korth, Soul on the Run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 I hope the EMDR works for you, fae. I haven't known anyone who's tried it, I hope you'll keep us appraised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 a bunny funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyT Posted April 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 (You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one) A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank." Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun. He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 That's a good one, Marty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted April 2, 2015 Report Share Posted April 2, 2015 Haha, I like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feralfae Posted April 3, 2015 Report Share Posted April 3, 2015 Wonderful! That is hilariously funny. I was doing some typesetting, and this font got carried over here somehow. Oh, rats! It disappeared as mysteriously as it appeared. C'est dommage! Haha, I like that! ROFL.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 OKAY, one more rabbit and egg funny before I have to get ready for dinner at my house (something's smelling good). Oh my, people will be here in another hour. This is for all you therapists out there ~ ALL of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyT Posted April 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Anne, you find the best stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Lie vs Lay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Some of us there. Subject: Car Keys- PRICELESS!! They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?" he barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!" Welcome to the golden years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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