enna Posted May 15, 2016 Report Share Posted May 15, 2016 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted May 17, 2016 Report Share Posted May 17, 2016 Self-Help ~ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted May 18, 2016 Report Share Posted May 18, 2016 I mean no disrespect ~ I'm still laughing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 ha ha 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I cannot seem to get through my day without smiling. This made me smile. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Needs dental work, awck!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittam99 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 (edited) Random silly thoughts... A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Animal testing is futile! The animals always get nervous and give the wrong answers! By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn't believe me. Consider the following: The ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic was built by professionals. Cynics are people who know the price of everything, but the value of nothing. Don't call us "gun nuts"! With a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns! Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it? How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don't want to have to see you everyday I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. If you always take time to stop and smell the roses - sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? It is now beyond any doubt that cigarettes are the biggest cause of statistics. It will be a great day when education is paid for and we see the military holding a bake sale to raise funds. Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say, "Just who do you think you are?" Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea... Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? It's easier to run with your kilt up than your pants down! Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Edited June 2, 2016 by mittam99 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 I wish my "sneaky little furball" was back. I'd LET her barf on the furniture. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittam99 Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Kay, I removed the cat "joke". I only found out about Miss Mocha after I posted it. So sorry. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 It's okay, a week ago I would have laughed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clematis Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 I missed the joke, but I do know that cats never trot into the bathroom or the kitchen to barf on the tile. Lena heads straight for the persian rug here at my dad's house. But probably the rug has seen a lot worse than a little cat barf. I don't know...I try to kinda clean it up with wet paper towels. It has a pattern all over it-would anyone ever know? Anyway, there is no "letting" them when it comes to that. They do as they will, being cats and all... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Miss Mocha never did that, that was Kitty's job. So I'm still left with the barf. But Miss Mocha would spray my bathroom rug, something I won't miss. She also clawed up my new couch. Alas, when we lose them we would gladly sacrifice another couch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clematis Posted June 2, 2016 Report Share Posted June 2, 2016 Lena is practically perfect...and anything that doesn't seem perfect means a new definition of perfect is in order. Or, I have to figure out what is causing the behavior and divert it. After all, it was not for nought that I studied animal learning in grad school. I doubt they were trying to help me learn to eventually work with a cat, but children as a school psychologist. Nevertheless, since I got Lena I'm positive I've used that particular more at home with Lena than I have evaluating children. Not that I'm slack on my psychoeducational evaluations, but where is my heart really? Yup! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 This is so me... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mittam99 Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 Calorie-burning activities for the sedentary Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations don't realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that don't require much (or any) physical exercise. Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume. Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75 Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100 Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150 Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50 Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25 Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250 Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500 Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50 Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75 Running around in circles. . . . . . . 350 Climbing the ladder of success . . . . 650 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 I've done all of those, Mitch, but I still need to lose weight! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted June 26, 2016 Report Share Posted June 26, 2016 Sometimes we have to remember to take care of ourselves. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted July 2, 2016 Report Share Posted July 2, 2016 Or maybe sleep... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 It's 4:00 PM somewhere. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayc Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 It sounds like my last couple of days, and that's okay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enna Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Some Days. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyT Posted July 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2016 In my email box this morning: As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, So, what was wrong? He replied, It was an "ID ten T" error. I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, It was an "ID ten T" error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.' Georgie grinned .. Haven't you ever heard of an "ID ten T" error before? No, I replied. Write it down, he said, and I think you'll figure it out. So I wrote down: ID10T I used to like Georgie , the little shithead. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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