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:rolleyes::P:D

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I'm still "relieving stress" ~ love the instructions above ~ I don't know what "repeat" I'm on. :)

Here's one that left me with a belly laugh:

BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me.


I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."


Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"


The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."


Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.


She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.


He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,


"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into


anything resembling a rooster."


He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax . Let's have a nice cup of tea,


and then," he said with a deep sigh .............




"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Oh Mary ~ I love your 'walking the dog' funny. :D Here's one that gave me a laugh today.

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This made me smile ~

Thought some of you would enjoy this...

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I'm with her...going back and forth

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LOL, LOL, LOL

Those are all wonderfully funny, but I think my favorite is the walking the dog backwards. Thank you for all the silliness!

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Off to a meditation where I will be meditating on why I am meditating.

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I thought for a moment of putting this on the meditation thread since it focuses on mindfulness. I often stew in my own juices ~ like now ~ whether I should post it on the funnies thread or the meditation thread! I think it's funny ~ so that's my moment.

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I love the dog walking backwards, also Mary's Wisconsin temperatures! It shows everything's relative.

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