WendyJ Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 I know some of you have already read this as I have but someone sent this to me today and I thought "What the heck we could all use a giggle once in awhile, right?" So if I put even a smile on one person's face today (which I hate to tell you means you can associate yourself with this) then my job here is done. I hope you enjoy this.Love and Big Hugs,Wendy Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -- Age Activated Attention DeficitDisorder.This is how it manifests itself:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table thatI brought up from the mail box earlier.I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.I lay my car keys on the table, Put the junk mail inthe garbage can under the table, And notice thatthe can is full.So, I decide to put the bills backon the table and take out the garbage first.But then I think, Since I'm going to be nearthe mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway,I may as well pay the bills first.I take my check book off the table, and see thatthere is only one check left.My extra checks are in my desk in the study,so I go inside the house to my desk where I findthe cup of coffee I'd been drinking.I'm going to look for my checks, but first I needto push the coffee aside so that I don't accidentallyknock it over.The Coffee is getting cold, and I decide to make another cup.As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee,a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.I put the coffee on the counter and discover my readingglasses that I've been searching for all morning.I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'mgoing to water the flowers.I set the glasses back down on the counter, Fill a containerwith water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone leftit on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go towatch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't rememberthat it's on the kitchen table, So I decide to put it back inthe den where it belongs, But first I'll water the flowers.I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills onthe floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, Get some towelsand wipe up the spill.Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I wasplanning to do.At the end of the day:The car isn't washedThe bills aren't paidThere is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counterThe flowers don't have enough water,There is still only 1 check in my check book,I can't find the remote,I can't find my glasses,And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm reallybaffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.I realize this is a serious problem, And I'll try to get some help for it,But first I'll check my e-mail....Do me a favor. Forward this message to everyone you know,because I don't remember who I've sent it to. Don't laugh --if this isn't you yet, your day is coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyT Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Oh my, Wendy ~ guess who is smiling right now? xoxox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendyJ Posted May 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Oh Marty I am glad, I love to make people smile and welcome to the forgetful club ! I just don't want my boss to read this as so many times I tell him I busted my butt all day and have nothing to show for it....this may be why ! LOLLove,Wendy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleJo Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 (edited) Wendy- How did this person know about me? Whew!! Its' a good thing to know we're all in this together. I'm still laughing and will show this to several friends of mine who will also ask, "How did this person know about me?" Thanks! DoubleJoP.S. Perhaps we should give this work a job title and turn it into a career for adults: " Professional Day Searcher." Then we will feel professional and proud at how well we do this job. Edited May 25, 2008 by DoubleJo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 You got me too, Wendy! I even have a shirt that says ¨I Am A Professional, Do Not Try This At Home¨ that I wear while doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lin_in_Cave Creek Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Ditto for me. But I can go one step further...it's usually at the end of the day as I'm getting ready to go up to my room for the night. I eventually make it to my room, but usually somewhere around an hour after I've started.Lin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tina116 Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 It gets better. I make a list then do one task at a time.I don't always finish everything on the list,but things generally get ticked off eventually.The last thing on the list?'Go to bed' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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